Crime and Punishment.....

I'm going to skip the "currently" thing because I just did that not too long ago.

My sister is an unrepentant thief and liar. I feel no shame in saying this. She has stolen money REPEATEDLY from everyone in my house. She has stolen hundreds of dollars from my parents. She continues to sap from my koffers. Recently, my brother hasn't been stolen from, most likely because I never see him with any cash money.

I just found out that my sister has cleared out my piggy bank, disguised as a pig shaped teapot. While it might not be the most clever of hiding spots, thats beside the point. I don't know how much she stole, all she left was 4 dollars and a few coins. I don't know when she stole it. But my dad managed to get her to confess. She is on probation indefinitely. No Homecoming, no allowance, no nothing. If I had kept my assets documented, I would have grounds to call the police. We can't document how much she stole, so that isn't an option. She is in for a rude awakening when she gets out on her own and she steals. Learn from her mistakes, kids. Don't steal.

Kept in the Dark...

For your enjoyment:

Currently watching: Charlie Gibson do a hatchet job on Sarah Palin

Currently being annoyed by: Charlie Gibson doing a hatchet job on Sarah Palin

Currently wishing: that I was watching something other than 20/20

Currently angry at: my dad, for making me watch Charlie Gibson do a hatchet job on Palin

I hope that it is perfectly clear that I am not enjoying Charlie Gibson doing a hatchet job on Sarah Palin.

Down to business...

Apparently, no one told me that people on the Homecoming court would be notified of their status by having a note slipped into their locker. When I went to my locker, I just tossed my bag in and left. I didn't check at all for a note. So now I have to wait until Monday to know how my doom will be decided.

Well, I seem to have writer's block yet again, more posts later.

HIRED!!!!!

Sorry for not updating recently, although I doubt that anyone noticed. First of all,

Currently Hearing: The hum of my computer and the clacking of keys.

Currently Dreading: Being elected to the homecoming Court.

Currently Anticipating: The next band performance and starting my job on Monday.

Current Annoyance: My sister

Ok, as the title of this particular post suggests, I was hired for a job. The job? I am now gainfully employed by the Heyworth School District. Whats the position? I am payed $8 an hour to cut the grass, kill weeds, etc. on school grounds. My supervisor is Mr. Kemp. I start on Monday. I have to get up very early though.

As for my current problems, I am worried that I might be elected to homecoming court, and God forbid, be elected Homecoming King. Which begs the question: How can you be ELECTED King? Who knows?

Anyway, I have been begging everyone to not vote for me, but it doesn't seem to be working. I might just be the first person to ever get nominated to any position by using the "DON'T VOTE FOR ME!!!" strategy.

I hate homecoming and school dances in general. If I turn down the offer, I don't know what will happen. No one has ever turned down an offer before, I imagine.

Also, yesterday, I found out that I will be doing a solo for the next football game. I did the same solo last year on tuba. Its for the song "Sing Sing Sing". Its pretty fun. I got to walk out into the middle of the formation to play it. No one else ever gets to do that. Its basically awesome.

Wow, I'm not sure but this might be my longest blog post. Making up for lost ground I guess.

Guess what I hate......

Senior Pictures. I'd just like to use my webcam but dad wants to spend a fortune getting some halfassed job done. I can do wonders with photoshop and a webcam, but dad doesn't seem to care.

HOLY CRAP!!!!

The school hasn't blocked this site!!!......yet......

Grinning Ear to Ear

I am border-line giggling after the speech by Palin. This is gonna be AWESOME!!!!

Gustav....

We're getting the remnants of Gustav right now. It had better not make me miss the speech by Palin tonight.